Learn To Swallow and LOVE IT!

Anything worth doing is worth doing well. And believe you me, if it’s one thing I do well, day and night is swallow. Ten years ago friends thought I was crazy for downing eight, ten or twelve at a time. But a decade later I’m looking better than ever… Inside and out! Oils of borage, flax, pumpkin and fish, vitamins A to Zinc, and Alpha Lipoic and Co-Q10 antioxidant protection are just a few of the little devils gliding down my throat twice a day. A chaser of orange or cranberry juice helps ease the possibility of an upset stomach. Start out by taking one or two at a time to minimize gagging and you’ll soon be swallowing in one gulp. Here’s to good looks!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

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Published in: on April 20, 2011 at 7:07 am  Leave a Comment  
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Reality Check: Nene Is a Fool and Sonja Ain’t No Injenue

This past week we witnessed Meany Leakes’ latest tantrum on Celebrity Apprentice and RHoNY’s resident cougar in another Shirley Temple ‘do. It’s so sad when beyond middle-aged women start sporting hair ribbons cocked to the side like Baby Jane. Just because you look better than well over half the women your age does not mean you look half your age! Sonja should take a cue from Latoya Jackson. Wise beyond the youthful look of her 50+ years, this Jackson wasn’t goin’ out without a fight on this weeks WWE Main Event Apprentice. The Lion Queen was hip to Scar Jones and her pack of hyenas and their shenanigans. They questioned her every step of the way. When old Scar told her she was over budget Latoya made her find the money, and 125 bags of sand and at the last minute, snow! The hyenas were growling and snarling even after Trump said how great the client thought Latoya was as project manager. But instead of congratulating Latoya on the win, they let Meany Leakes out of her cage with a verbal attack. But the Lioness would have none of it and shot the whole bunch done with grace and poise. Call her Casper all day long, Meany, but that ghost reappeared just in time to get another pat on the backside from The Donald… Now, what in the hell does Scary Busey have to do to get fired?

MUAH!

Published in: on April 12, 2011 at 11:27 am  Leave a Comment  
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Can You Hear Me Now…?

SNAP! Marlee Matlin serves notice that she is not to be messed with. After throwing bows Latoya’s way, Quick Hands Matlin went on to snatch the project manager title on this week’s Celebrity Apprentice. And boy, did she deliver! Trump was so impressed with Matlin’s and John Rich’s fundraising efforts he offered a deal that both could keep the money for their respective charities, regardless of the winner. A shocked Rich soon found himself feeling poor as his nearly $700,000 fell short of the near $1,000,000 Marlee raked in. But that was nothing compared to the looks on the men’s faces when, after Jose Canseco voluntarily left, Trump let Marlee decide if he should or shouldn’t fire one of the boys. With her game face on, Matlin signed, “Business is Business.” With heads still spinning, the men offered up Crazy Gary even though Richard Hatch raised the least amount of money. AGAIN, Trump asked Marlee’s advice. Seizing on an opportunity to derail the men’s momentum further, Madam Matlin delivered an Academy Award winning performance of why cray-cray should stay-stay and opened up the hatch on Richard. FIRED! Cool as an ice cube at the North Pole, Matlin let all know she may be deaf but she ain’t no dummy!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Published in: on April 4, 2011 at 7:53 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Walk On By, Dionne… Walk On By!

It’s about that time and I CANNOT WAIT to find out who’s next to go on Celebrity Apprentice. Thus far we’ve seen Baby Cassidy pushed off in his stroller; the game on, set up, out of the match ousting of Lisa (new lips) Rinna; and No-Clue Niki basically admitting she can’t hang. And now, Dionne WARwick. I’ll miss Ms. Dionne purely because there’s no better workout for one’s abs than laughing at an old school legend trying to keep up. But it all proved too much for this sassy senior. All that shopping for camp gear, set designing and hussy callin’ left Lady W. ready for a nap. And when she woke up, Meany Leakes was waiting to let her, and Trump, know she wasn’t a team player. FIRED! But the show must go on and though my money’s on NeNe to go far, you can bet Dionne The Legend Warwick is NOT saying a little prayer for her!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Published in: on April 3, 2011 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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