Larsa Keeps It (a little too) Real in Miami!

Unfortunately, Real Housewives of Miami’s Larsa learns the hard way that when it comes to psychics, what you seek ain’t always what you get. Have we learned nothing from the debacle that was Camille Grammer’s dinner party? Don’t ask a medium, energist, psychic, soothsayer, whatever you want to call ’em, for a reading unless you are prepared to get read. And Larsa, you ain’t no Kyle Richards. Whether or not you really are worried about a “man” (me thinks you are) you proved Mama E. oh so right on the emotionally immature part. Don’t keep bringin’ it up, boo! You should have let your wounds heal. Instead, you kept picking and picking at it. Then, when you finally tore off the scab all we heard was you call everyone’s favorite poster child for plastic surgery a b!%*h! Even Cristy, messy as she is, knows to respect the elders. Looks like we’ll all be waiting to see if the predictions come true. But judging by yours and Cristy’s theme music, it can’t be good!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

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Published in: on March 31, 2011 at 12:47 am  Leave a Comment  
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Short, Sweet and Always Sexy!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… I LOVE being Bi… Bi-county, that is. And though quite married to life in the O.C., lately I feel like having a little fling with my L.A. paramour.  No one wines and dines like my north county lover. This week he took me to Sunset Plaza.Oh how jealous I get of the locals residing just above Sunset Blvd. near this fantastically chic shopping and dining destination. Lunch at Clafoutis, cocktails at Le Petit Four, dinner at Il Sole and in between… SHOPPING! How did he know I have a thing for short jackets…? And this little Dsquared number at Code C was definitely calling my name. Ladies, luxe up your favorite shift dress with this cropped stunner. Or, with tight jeans and sexy stilettos, alla divaD. Hey, I’ve gotta keep my L.A. lover’s eyes on me!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Published in: on March 31, 2011 at 12:22 am  Leave a Comment  
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The Great Gallery!

Art is back! Actually, art hasn’t really gone anywhere. It’s still hanging around at LACMA, Getty, MOMA, The Met, etc. But moving from gallery to home has been a bit slow the last few years. Luckily, the HNW (High Net Worth) set is back from hiding out in the South of France or Capri where they’ve been looking conspicuously inconspicuous while the dust settles on the economy stateside. Which is all the more reason I was thrilled to see such a fabulous turnout at Sundaram Tagore’s for the Frances Barth exhibition. Barth’s landscapes are new and modern in a way that makes me think positively about life. And with a piece of work like this the beach house in Malibu, a fantastic dinner party and a little something cute from Marni won’t be too far behind.

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Published in: on March 23, 2011 at 5:58 am  Leave a Comment  
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Kim K…. Good or Bad Gaydar?

Well, it looks like Kim’s made the common mistake of judging a book by it’s cover. Or, has she? After getting hooked up with a mutual friend, Marco, Kim decides what better way to enjoy the company of her new Gay-Pal then with some shopping. Later, she comes up with the brilliant idea of doing a little his and his match-making. Unfortunately, midway through the “date”, Marco drops the “I’m not gay” bomb. Okay, fellas, here’s the deal. If one of the most feminine, sexy bombshells on the planet thinks you’re gay it’s time to butch it up. And let’s move past this whole metro-sexual moniker. Honestly, I think it was something cooked up by a bunch of bossy women and closet cases. Don’t get me wrong, I love a guy with some fashion sense. But, just as I’m one who is more femme and prefers masculine types, it’s hard to believe a woman wants a man to come with a sprinkling of fairy. No, Kim doesn’t have bad gaydar; her friend needs to start acting more straight!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Send Me No (Paper) Flowers

The Real Housewives of Miami Season 1 – A Witch in the Family – Video – Bravo TV Official Site.

What is it about these “reality” shows that keep us coming back for more? I’m pretty bored with the fisticuffs and in-your-face name-calling antics of Atlanta and New Jersey. It’s jaw-dropping in the beginning but after a while it just looks like a bunch of rowdy teenage gangsters dressed up like their mommas. The tackiness of Table-Flippin’ T. and meltdown of Meany Leakes are just embarassing. So it’s refreshing to see the “higher” form of shenanigans from Bravo’s Miami Housewives. Watching a former basketball wife crash a $500 a plate charity event with the sad excuse of just dropping by to say “hi” is hysterical on so many fronts. Not the least of which is watching her eyes move back and forth at 40 MPH to make sure she keeps ahead of security. But the best character of them all has to be Mama Elsa. Listening to her call her shocked daughter and future son-in-law ignorant for accusing her of having paper flowers in her home is classic. “…I didn’t come to this country to have paper flowers!” Finally, a character on a reality show that’s actually real… and not at the expense of others. Stay tuned!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Published in: on March 13, 2011 at 12:21 am  Comments (1)  
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One-Stop Food & Fashion

Melrose Place is quickly turning into a hip and happening spot for shopping and dining. With the recent opening of Fig & Olive alongside some of my favoutite shops — Oscar, Carolina, Chloe — there’s no reason shop and sit in traffic on the way home or to another restaurant. The diva plan of action: lunch at 2:00, shop ’til the shops close, drinks and dinner @ Fig & Olive. And if the turnout at the opening celebration, co-hosted by Fendi, is any indication it should become quite the mecca for the chic and fashionable. See you at the 2nd floor bar!

MUAH

divaD 😉

Published in: on March 8, 2011 at 6:47 am  Leave a Comment  
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Want Sexy Legs…? Jump To It!

When it comes to sexy legs, Naomi Campbell has the gams mere mortals aspire to. I guess when 40 hits fabulous, fabulous hits back! And judging from this pic, Naomi hit, kicked and threw a phone! As I approach the new 27 (if you haven’t heard, 40 is the new 27), I see it’s time to step up my own leg game. Besides, Spring is almost here which means summer is just around the corner. To get short-short and Moonshadow-deck-ready I’ve taken to getting up no later than 10.00 a.m., enjoying a healthy breakfast and jumping rope. With loads of benefits including increased bone density and improved balance and agility (very necessary after a couple martinis poolside), jumping rope has become my favorite exercise. Add a little NARS Body Glow and I’ll be ready to lounge half naked with the best of ’em. But if Naomi shows up I’m headed to the bar. I can’t compete with that… Not even at 27!

MUAH!

divaD 😉

Published in: on March 2, 2011 at 9:31 am  Leave a Comment  
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