
And I thought my life was a wreck! This week’s Reality Check finds me having more and more sympathy for Beverly Hills Housewife, Brandi; less and less sympathy for Kim Richards; and juicy anticipation for the wreck that is about to become Atlanta’s newest wannabe, Marlo.
Brandi has gone from misunderstood to the only who understands what’s going on. From the outset she was the only one of the Beverly Hills ladies to call out, not just Kim’s shenanigans/alleged drug use but all the other ladies for prentending nothing was going on. This week we clearly saw… SOMETHING IS GOING ON! Kim stumbled through a trashy hotel room (I KNOW she wasn’t in Bev.Hills) in search of “medicine” in various makeup bags and clutches strewn across the bathroom floor. On the way to a party she investigated the contents of a limo trash can, took off her bra and just got sloppier and sloppier. Her excuse(s): a “little off”… Ken (the gay bull mastif) is mean to her… and she might be three months pregnant… TRAIN WRECK.
Meanwhile, Brandi showed class and elegance at Lisa’s opening of SUR when one of the hired hands walked by and was recognised as her ex-husband’s mistress. Lisa quickly kicked the HOME-WRECKER to the curb but one must wonder about the peeps showing up to Ms. Vanderpump’s establishments. Apparently, Adrienne’s husband’s ex-girlfriend was also in attendance. I may have to forgo shilling at her eateries for a while for fear of running into my future baby daddy’s ho… :-/
Meanwhile, the ladies of Hotlanta are gearing up to WRECK housewifey in the making/parolee, Marlo. Seems that homegirl has no less than seven (7) mug shots in a history riddled with Big Poppas, Bad Checks and a collection of orange jumpers only Lindsey Lohan could envy. NeNe’s about to take her as a companion human shield to Africa. Something tells me the lions, tigers and bears that are Phaedra, Kandi and Sheree will chew this lamb up and leave the bones for Cynthia to play with. As NeNe would say… BAM!
MUAH!
